Grow A Porn Penis Today With Photoshop!

Not quite satisfied with the extent to which the porn industry has been lowering the self-esteem of the small endowed, Big Cock Teen Addiction decided to digitally elongate its porn star’s members.
Take a look at their free promotional picture galleries, and you’ll notice something awry. Why, they need to hire someone more skillful at Photoshop!


Left: from promo gallery. Right: from homepage.

See: False advertising.
Notice the repeated creases and veins left by the Clone Stamp tool.


Click pics for gallery

More examples: 1 | 2 | 3 | 4

Other sites, I’m sure, practice similar schemes. I’m also positive that no one cares enough to do anything about. It’s okay though, because these things amuse.

Let this be a reminder. If you’re the type to buy your Internet porn, keep a close eye on those cocks. You might be bamboozled into subscribing to a site full of merely 10 inch cocks, while you were advertised 12 inches.

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