Hide the skin cells

Photo by Alexi Lubomirski
Hollywood Tuna is censoring thumbnails of Miranda Kerr and asking that you be over 18 to see her unblurred. Has the bar for offense been lowered since I last checked? In none of the photos is Kerr showing a nipple or even a butt crack. What: we’re keeping sideboobs and sideasses from minors now?

Too many sites censor teases, actually. Front pages all around strategically censor risque celebrity photos to fool readers into thinking full nudity is a click away.

Miranda Kerr at GQ.com.

I want to throw up. Do you feel nauseous? I do. Every now and then I get sick over societal stupidities, like how censorship is accepted by the apathetic masses.

I want to smite the world by putting the dirtiest pornography on every billboard and every screen.

Parents will cover their children’s eyes too late. Grandmas will faint. People will laugh, cry, feel uncomfortable, curse, get aroused, frown, or smile. A stupid chaos will spread all over Earth.

Then someone will say, “Now that we’re over it, let’s stop hiding.”

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I want a wall of porn

Yes, if I had a choice High On Sex would not have a warning page. I’m still working on it. [Update: Yay, I’m at Tumblr self-hosting without warning page.]