BEFORE: Virgin

AFTER: Ravished incoherent animal

Sasha Blonde was once a happy teenage girl. She was at the top of her senior class, poised to be what her parents always wanted, a doctor. Not too long ago Sasha Blonde’s biggest worry was deciding whether she should attend Harvard or Cambridge. But that was before she started having sex and began appearing in pornographic films for money. Smut-peddlers immediately took advantage of her naivete and youthful appearance. Within days of becoming an internet porno sensation this child was reduced to a mindless creature only surviving for the next orgasm.
“She was so sweet and such a smart girl. I didn’t know this side of her existed. It’s like she’s another person,” Blonde’s mother told us when we showed her a sex video starring what was once her daughter. In Blonde’s films her dazed gaze, roguish smile, and primitive mannerisms are closer to the behaviors of someone who’s lost their mind than to the actions of the sheepish girl she used to be. Her attempt to turn a doorknob with her foot in one porno scene is reminiscent of a feral child, rather than that of a civilized human being.
Note her reaction to an aberrant man’s seminal fluid in the following video:

[Slutload has removed video due to request from Blonde’s parents]

A segment from another video, in which a sex act known as a “facial” produces a “spaced out” look (experts explain), will be used in an upcoming ad campaign targeted at deviant teenagers: ”This is your brain on blow jobs.”

Sasha Blonde found dead on set due to an overdose of prurience