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fuckyeahfeminists:

(via Sex Ed. Matters: What If Driver’s Ed Was Like Abstinence Only Sex Education?)

Posted on 04/12/2011 by Adrian Keys
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{via sex is not the enemy}

Love this couple.

shot by Fat Montana (flickr)

Posted on 03/29/2011 by Adrian Keys
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hocus pocus porn

“I put a spell on you.“

Am I the only one who is reminded of Hocus Pocus when I look at this?

SOURCE UNKNOWN (Jordan Fleiss?)

Posted on 03/22/2011 by Adrian Keys
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Gopal Krishna on the diversification of America.

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Posted on 03/11/2011 by Adrian Keys
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Porn Is Serious Business

An excerpt from A Master’s Guide to the Thespian Arts* – Chapter 4: The Art of Rehearsing:

Its is within the confines of a rehearsal space that an actor discovers the intricate spirit of their assigned character: what they believe in, how they move, express themselves, and, most important of all, how they fuck.

Some of the cast going over dialogue (9:43)
Starring Natasha Nice, Tyler Knight, & Mr. Pete

Reno 911: A XXX Parody – See The Vendors

Fucking reveals the most out of a person. In the act of sex, restraints are released. Here one is free to be the sexual being society forces under. Places like the porn set are one of the few environments one can liberate themselves from the elegant masses. By intertwining casual sex with casual work these performers are breaking the wall of propriety the world has built for them. ”Why not?” ”Now is as good a time as any to have a quickie.”

Let go of the facade. Get less serious about what’s expected and more serious about liberation.

*Not a real book

Related:Behind the Scenes Featurette: Only On DVD (and the Internet)! [Broken Link]

Posted on 09/17/2010 by Adrian Keys
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highonse.xxx

A quote from a PC WORLD article on the preliminary approval of the .xxx top-level-domain by ICANN:

ICM Registry, the company that proposed the dot-XXX domain, welcomed the vote.

“It’s been a long time coming,” ICM Chairman Stuart Lawley said in a statement, adding that he is “excited” by the move.

….

ICM Registry says it is a “completely independent entity with no affiliation, current or historic, with the adult entertainment industry.”

That claim of independence gave ICANN board member Rita Rodin Johnston pause for thought. “I still question whether, in fact, there is a real sponsored community here,” she said in the board-meeting debate before the vote.

Yet she and the rest of the board said “Eh, whatever. It’s a go.” The small group of people behind ICM are “excited” to profit off of the adult community, which they don’t represent, and which is not easily unified because “adult content” is not universally defined.

Currently, if implemented, a .xxx suffix won’t be mandatory for all “adult sites”. Though there’ll be financial pressure. ICM would have complete control over the amount they charge individual registrants. Further, .xxx would make it easier for oppressive governments to sanitize their people. The U.S. may actually be among the oppressors if  Senators Max Baucus (D-MT) and Mark Pryor (D-AR) get their way: force .xxx on sites harmful to minors.

.xxx makes as much sense as a .violence domain. Of course no politician is worried about giving blood and gore a cozy home on the internet.

ICANN will make it’s final decision in December. They’re allowing a comment period lasting up to September 23. Email you’re concerns at: xxx-revised-icm-agreement@icann.org. Take a look here if you’re having trouble thinking about what to say.

The Free Speech Coalition satirizes ICM in the video below. It features a lot of big names from the porn biz, all opposing .xxx.

Posted on 09/04/2010 by Adrian Keys
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The Joyous Reality of a Vibrator

Inspired by probably the most progressive show on cable* today, Mad Men (this season: nude art, child sexuality…), Jezebel.com comforts ten-year-old Sally Draper with their readers most embarrassing moments in masturbation.

Mama’s Revenge
I had just finished the deed, when my four year old decided to wake up, open my bedroom door and asked to come up into my bed. I toss the vibrator under my pillow, natch, and pull the covers a little tighter around me so the little one doesn’t catch mommy without her bottoms on.


He curls up next to me, slides his arm under my neck and lo and behold, grabs my vibe. He slides it out from under my pillow, holds it up like the Statue of Liberty torch and said “Mama, wut’s dis?” Trying to think quickly, I replied…”Oh honey, that’s just something for making headaches go away. Give it to mommy.”


With that, my beautiful, mop-topped, brown eyed baby boy finds the “on” switch and starts running my big ol’ dildo all over his head. “Like this, Mama? You do it like this?”…

[continued…]

The 10 Worst Masturbation Stories We’ve Ever Heard

With the exception of the LOLCat tale, every other story involves the pleasure of a minor (3 to 16). A three-year-old is caught in the act; yet a four-year-old is lied to about the function of a sex toy. I wonder if it’s worse to maintain our traditional views of childhood or to expose the cruel and joyous truths.

more caught-jerking illustrations…
*As in the cable networks that are slaves to their advertisers.

Related:I Believe in Education

Posted on 08/30/2010 by Adrian Keys
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VIDEOS: Orgasm, Dolls, & Gender

I’ve compiled a new post to fill in space during these empty times. As I browsed Tiny Nibbles’ recent past, I found three [loosely] related videos worthy of sharing.
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Trailer for Orgasm Inc., a documentary about the capitalization of the female orgasm.

“Honey Pie”, a hi-def look at Matt McMullen and his creations: Real Dolls, part of the California is a Place series.

Are Women as Horny as Men?

A year-old video by Gavin McIness provokes a robust debate on the differences between the sexes. Most women have trouble getting off. Men are so insatiable they want sex dolls. Right?

  

“Who’s hornier?” is a question of gender and sex, of nurture vs. nature. It’s not easily dismissed. Pick the source that’s on your side: Women OR Men. A physical comparison between the menstrual woman and the sperm machine seem to indicate that men are and will always be up for sex. Yet there’s the influence of societal norms to consider. Gender roles, though they have been meshing, still evoke past generations: men are hound dogs, women are reserved.

McIness’ strongest point is the tepid sexualization of men. Bachelorette parties have been known to include male strippers and (non-lesbian) women do find men extremely sexy. But if I count all the people on sexy magazine covers, list all the models and porn stars I know of… you already know which sex will outnumber the other. I’ve only seen, maybe, one photo of hot guys sucking Popsicles. Is it that women are evolutionarily prone to exude more sex appeal than men? Has the horny heterosexual patriarchy coerced femininity into being sexier than masculinity? I read somewhere that men prefer overt imagery to get aroused. Thus the market speaks: Scantily clad women for all! Also…

Just in: the video is meant to incite laughter rather than an essay.

Posted on 08/19/2010 by Adrian Keys
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"Julia" as seen in Japan


A certain Russian model doing a great Rei Ayanami caught my eye the other day. Julia is her name when you see her on the cover of Japanese DVDs. I got my hands on one, and that’s when I learned about gravure titles.
Hardcore pornography in Japan, as you know, consists of pixelated genitalia.* Softcore simply takes the sex away. Gravure is a further downgrade.

With annoying hand placement and idiotic pasties and what looks like an over-sized menstrual pad gravure idols succeed in blueballing their viewers.

And because this is a super softcore title, you get scenes like this one:

(more…)

Posted on 07/30/2009 by Adrian Keys
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Evan Stone’s cameo at the Super Bowl



Don’t you love being alive today? War is a downer, of course, but every now and then something uplifting happens, whether big or small. One such incident occurred Sunday night. A prankster or freedom fighter inserted a clip showcasing Evan Stone’s penis into Tuscon, Arizona’s broadcast of the Super Bowl. I wish this malfunction had happened nationwide. I chuckle at the families who cried out and covered their kid’s eyes, because they’re silly enough to be upset over it.

My dream is to desensitize the world from its absurdities. Shunning skin is one absurdity. What was seen in Tuscon, though from a porn film, contained no graphic sexual content. It was only a penis flapping side to side. Calm down adults. The damage is done by the parents who damn human anatomy, not the nudity itself. Maybe we need these porno interruptions so this censored safe-for-work society we live in can grow up.

Scratch the first sentence to this post. I hope to be alive in a future where randomly inserting penises and breasts into public broadcasts will no longer be necessary.

Evan Stone, His Penis, Interrupt Super Bowl [Xfanz]
Comcast Super Bowl Porn (official site)


Comcast Tucson Super Bowl Porn [Live Leak]

Update: the clip is form Wild Cherries 5, and Stone’s cohort is Tristan Kingsley.

Posted on 02/02/2009 by Adrian Keys
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