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Last year I was elated when female ejaculation in porn was rightfully legalized in the UK. Though, today, the Australian Censor Board still thinks squirting females are urinating, and since pee is so ugly they censor it. But the what-the-fuck news is that the ACB is now banning small breasts. Remember when Australian Courts ruled Simpsons porn illegal? First illustrated minors could be considered child porn stars. Now live adults who might pass as minors, due to their childish bust, are out of bounds.

Fiona Patten of the Australian Sex Party comments, “We are starting to see depictions of women in their late 20s being banned because they have an A cup size.”

Good thing Shawna Leneé (pictured above as Kara Mynor) and so many others decided to get fake boobs. What’s that? Sasha Grey has something to say:

Ms. Naughty makes an important point. In deeming petite women in pornography “obscene”, the ACB is disparaging a perfectly normal body type. Patten says, “It may be an unintended consequence of the Senator’s actions but they are largely responsible for the sharp increase in breast size in Australian adult magazines of late.” Self-conscious girls are already running into too many plastic women every where they look. Erasing role models like Sasha Grey from the scenery isn’t a good idea.

The censors writhe at tiny tits, irrationally fearing that Australians will be tempted into pedophilia. Right, because women who like men without mustaches get wet for prepubescent boys. The censors don’t realize how hypocritical it is to keep a buxom 16-year-old out of porn because of her age, then ban a 19-year-old because of her flat chest. If they’re judging by breast size, the ACB should have no problem approving the vintage Traci Lords.

Related:
The nonexistent abuse of the nonexistent
Gushing in the UK
Traci Lords Blurs the Line
The beauty of youth may frighten you
The Rise of Adolescent Pornography