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And consuming porn will make you a “homosexual”. And we should teach youngsters that porn is gay, because kids laugh when someone says, “homo,” and use “gay” as a synonym for “stupid”. So instead of being curious, they’ll avoid Playboy, which is the gayest thing ever.

I paraphrase Michael Schwartz, Sen. Tom Coburn’s (R-Okla.) chief of staff.

Verbatim:
“All pornography is homosexual pornography, because all pornography turns your sexual drive inwards.

“And if you tell an 11-year-old boy about that, do you think he’s going to want to get a copy of Playboy? I’m pretty sure he’ll lose interest. That’s the last thing he wants! You know, that’s a good comment, it’s a good point, and it’s a good thing to teach young people.”

Well, I’m officially coming out guys. I’m a homosexual. Schwartz opened my eyes. I thought I was borderline bi. But no. Girls are icky. If you’ve enjoyed your stay here at High On Sex, you’re a “homosexual” too, it turns out. I know, you may have thought you were bi, pan, or straight, but all that porn you’ve wolfed down was “homosexual” porn all along, and it has made you a big homo. If you were already a “gay” or a “lesbian”, you must have stumbled upon an issue of Playboy long ago, and it turned you. You just don’t remember, silly.
Below is an example of pornography. Look closely, and you’ll see that it oozes homosexuality. You’re going to masturbate to it like the big homosexual you are, because only homosexuals take their sexual drive inwards.

See: Moral Kombat (The Daily Show)